Flying donuts in the women’s restroom, The Donut Whole, Wichita.
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Wouldn’t it be nice if donuts flew really? And they’d just fly right into the house.
The problem is, once they realized they were food, they’d take off and then we’d have to go donut hunting.
I wonder what kind of weapon would be best for donut hunting? A shotgun would blow it to smithereens. An arrow might go right through the donut hole and hit a flying pig. That would be tragic.
If donuts ever really do fly, we’ll have to figure out the most efficient means of hunting them.
BTW, I also just noticed that I used the word “pig”. That was NOT in reference to the police, flying or not. I didn’t think of the police relationship to donuts until Rogers post.
LOL well, when I was thinking of what to say that the arrow hit, at first I was going to say bird. But then Eric A’s Flying Pig Studio in Lucas popped into my head. I was just in that a few days ago. If you ever get to Lucas, stop and see it.
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Wouldn’t it be nice if donuts flew really? And they’d just fly right into the house.
The problem is, once they realized they were food, they’d take off and then we’d have to go donut hunting.
I wonder what kind of weapon would be best for donut hunting? A shotgun would blow it to smithereens. An arrow might go right through the donut hole and hit a flying pig. That would be tragic.
If donuts ever really do fly, we’ll have to figure out the most efficient means of hunting them.
Donut decoys work best. Careful not to hit the police, though.
LOL Roger.
BTW, I also just noticed that I used the word “pig”. That was NOT in reference to the police, flying or not. I didn’t think of the police relationship to donuts until Rogers post.
I should have said “cute little flying hamsters.”
Is that code for “pig” as ham and bacon comes from the porcine critters?
LOL well, when I was thinking of what to say that the arrow hit, at first I was going to say bird. But then Eric A’s Flying Pig Studio in Lucas popped into my head. I was just in that a few days ago. If you ever get to Lucas, stop and see it.
Anyway, thought of that, so said, “Flying pig.”
We’ll have to use nets like Sponge Bob does when he hunts jellyfish.
Nets are so much nicer. HOwever, how do we kill them to eat them? I’d have a hard time putting a wiggling donut into my mouth and eating him raw.
Do we rip off their wings, then dunk them in boiling oil?
No boiling tea or coffee silly!
Ah, that makes so much more sense!
Or ice cold milk works too!
They don’t scream when you dip them in ice cold milk? I’d think they would recoil at the chill.
Nah, just whimper a little.