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While in Arkansas, my cousin Dave took me on a bike ride. We rode on pavement for awhile and then hit one of the wooded trails. What a blast. I hadn’t been on a bike for many years. The bike seat was hard – as bike seats tend to be – ever since banana seats went out of vogue.
I’d never ridden a mountain bike in the way it was intended – on a hilly trail – so this was great fun. More, I want more.
Here’s Dave, roof thatcher and trapper of fur-bearing animals.
ha! those shoes! A decent pair of shoes may help him to walk off some of that winter blubber he’s still sitting on.
Dave, pop music diva video stunt double
Those aren’t walking shoes – they’re official cycling shoes. Lance probably wants them back.
Too bad we didn’t get a photo of the bike tire exploding. That was awesome!