Flyover People Daily News

Watch your step, Cheryl!!!

Uh oh, I sense an unpleasant beginning of your day today…..

How about fluorescent lavender? Wouldn’t green just fade into the grass, making you think you had glowing grass? And you might go right over and step on it on purpose, just to see what happened.

What, no pictures?

I don’t think I could handle flourescent green…I kinda like the lavender idea…but then again I’m not sure I want to be able to see bright purple piles in my yard either.

What is the saying —-”Be careful what you wish for”——-
And what is that saying—–”You can wish in one hand & spit in the other”—–or something like that!!!!!

A friend was telling me about her son & it made me think of what Cheryl said about “I would make dog poop fluorescent green”.

Here is my freind’s story———-

One night when our kids were little I was sitting out on the patio in the dark and there was a little spot on the lawn that glowed…couldn’t figure out what the heck was “reflecting” on the spot. Went to take a look and it turned out to be glowing dog poop. Seems that our youngest son had left his glow in the dark fluorescent crayons on the floor in front of the TV and the Boston that we had at that time would eat anything…well she ate all sixteen of them and son was afraid to tell me because I always chewed him out for leaving stuff laying around that she could get into. Called the vet..he told me not to worry since they are non-toxic, but to watch her in case she was constipated..everything came out fine..but by the time she passed all of them it looked like we had a radio-active land mine in the back yard! Son thought we should invent dog food that would do the same so people wouldn’t step in doodoo in their yards at night. Darn kids are fun….wish I would have had a dozen.

This reminds me of the glow-in-the-dark goldfish in the book “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.”